For the Brisbanites, I heartily recommend picking up a free copy of the City News, if only to read the Paradox section, a parody of recent Political events in QLD.
A quote from the premier, Peter `Beatup’:
I have renamed the Government jet `Beetup’s Ark’ and I am aiming to bring back two of every health professional.
We want two doctors, two dentists, two midwives, two scientsits, two pharmacists, two medical imaging technologists and two allied health workers – whatever they are.
And the section finishes with:
Latest opinion polls show Mr Beatup’s popularity has fallen. My Cyborg’s approval has also fallen. At the current rate, pollsters expect no-one will win the next state election.
Great stuff.